lol best way to kick ass.
You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
— The Help
I don’t actually know how to play guitar. Its just there to look pretty ;)
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
I almost hit a chauaua in a green sweater with a cart today. I was at work. In a nursing home. How?
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
We simply continue to fly….on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.
Save me a spot in the conga line.
— This is what I think I’ll say when someone is about to die, like in TV shows.
hockey pains.
did you know that in about 30 seconds you can get a mild concussion, pull a neck muscle, and get a five inch gash on your side from someones skate? I learned the hard way. ouch is an understatement.
have you ever hated a car so much that you wish i’d have a neck to strangle? i do.
Accept what you can’t change, change what you can’t accept.
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